Riding a bike: It’s not just like riding a bike.

My first bike was a mustard yellow Malvern Star that Dad bought second hand for Christmas. The colour was awful and I remember being excited to have a bike but so horrified at the colour. Dad taught my sister and I to ride in our cul-de-sac and soon we were flying down the hill in the middle of the road like we owned it.

Even though the colour of my bike was the approximate shade of a McDonalds cheese slice stuck to an oily wrapper, I grew close to it and learned of all its secrets. If I wanted to carry stuff on the rear rack I had to balance it just right because it was a little bit wonky; and no matter how hard I tightened the bolts on my handle bars and seat they would go askew at inconvenient moments throwing me off the bike violently unless I paid attention to the warning signs.

I had that same bike until I was about 16 and with it I explored three different neighbourhoods; I rode around multi-story carparks, made my way through bushland to fish water lilies out of the creek and snuck out to the shops to get ice blocks on hot summer days. There must have been some moment when I thought I had outgrown my ugly yellow bike, leaving it in the garage in favour of catching trains and buses to explore things outside my neighbourhood. When I learnt how to drive a car it seemed that I would never ride a bike again!

In recent years I’ve noticed a renewed interest in biking for transport and fun. Brisbane City Council have even started the City Cycle initiative with bikes for hire to get around the inner city and CBD. The programme is pretty cool but I never lived close enough to a City Cycle station to have a go. That, and the last time I’d ridden a bike was well over a decade previously! So living too far away from a bike station, having long distant bike experience, no helmet and lingering doubts that one of the City Cycle bikes could even hold my magnificent body sort of precluded me from jumping on a bike like the Council wanted. Their “healthy initiative” unfortunately won’t be a great success until it becomes more accessible and inclusive.

The thing about encouraging fat people to “just get active” is that far too many activities are unwelcoming and even hostile to fat bodies. Did you know that many resistance machines at gyms have weight limits? Fat people do. Have you ever gone on a nice walk only to have people looking at you or screaming fat hating jeers out of cars? It happens to fat people all the time. So pardon all the fatties when they react with extreme suspicion to council “healthy lifestyle” initiatives!

It wasn’t until I came across the Fat Babes on Bikes Tumblr that I truly believed I could possibly get on a bike again. When the seed was planted, it grew furiously! Fuck Yeah Fat Positive started receiving lots of tips and information about bike riding for fatties and with those bits of encouragement I started researching bikes, tyre pressure and seats until I was fairly confident that I’d be able to sit on a bike and fly down a hill just like I used to.

Before we moved down the coast I had a few goals, and buying a bike and learning to ride again was one of them. My plan fell into place beautifully thanks to Zoe, who sold me her Electra Amsterdam Ticino! I started out by having a ride on the grass with the seat lowered but found it really hard until I figured out the gear was set high, another challenge for me since my childhood bike was only a fixie. My first practice left me feeling exhilarated but a bit daunted, it was a challenge to balance myself on the bike and control the brakes.

A photo of me wearing a bike helmet and smiling.

So I sat back down at my computer and looked up information on learning to ride as an adult. Best of all, I discovered I wasn’t alone and that I wasn’t a complete failure for forgetting how to ride a bike! Top tips that were helpful for me: don’t use the handlebars to steer, instead use them for balance; it’s easier to ride in a straight line when you’re going faster; and many people find rolling, not pedaling, down a gentle grassy slope useful for getting their bike balance. There are quite a few more tips on this fantastic forum thread too!

A few days after we moved into our new place Nick went out and bought his own bike. The assistant at the bike shop was super helpful and listened to all the things Nick wanted to have in a bike, plus he ensured the best fit. Nick bought a speedster, a much faster bike than my Dutch city-styled Electra, and we started out slowly for my benefit because Nick seemed to be able to get the hang of his bike much easier! Once I raised my seat to the right height for me everything clicked and I was able to ride down the street with a fair degree of ease (but alas, very little grace!)

A photo of me standing next to my light blue bike in the middle of a street.
A photo of me standing with my helmet on and my blue bike in front of me.
A photo of me riding my bike, taken from the side.

We’ve been riding down to the shops, along the local bike path and exploring our neighbourhood and while I’m still a little nervous it’s incredibly liberating to be able to get on a bike and make it fly. It’s been so beneficial for my social phobia too, allowing me to go outside for some exercise and exposure to the world while still having a little personal space bubble enveloping me and my bike. I’ve been able to ride around by myself without feeling like everyone is going to laugh at me, probably because my bike makes me feel like I really am in a badass bike babe gang! I’ve even got plans to sew myself up some cute biking outfits. Wanna join my gang?

A photo of me riding my bike away from the camera, down the road.


  1. I’m totes joining your bikie babe gang! Except…I’m in Sydney. I’m hoping to ride to the Marrickville Markets on Sunday, but it’s a bit further than I’ve ridden before! 

  2. This brought back memories of my own first bike. My Mum bought it second hand as a Christmas present for me when I was in grade three or four and it was a lovely shade of poo brown. I’ll have to actually get around to using my City Cycle subscription so I can join your gang now. :D

  3. The seat on my bike is a comfort saddle and the way the Electras are designed definitely favours comfort, so I’m really relieved I haven’t had more butt pain than usual (lol tmi but I fell over a few weeks ago and my hips and lower back are out!)

  4. This is totally inspiring me to re-learn riding a bike. I’d always thought I was a total failure for forgetting how to ride, but as you say it has been a decade since I was able, things get rusty in that amount of time.

    Also, I totally want to be in your gang. :)

  5. Looking fabulous! I love riding my bike, but barely have since moving to Annerley – too many hills! There’s no such thing as a casual bike ride from my house.
    In other news, check out the super rad bike fix-it station I came across in South Bank yesterday!

  6. You definitely helped me finally pluck up the courage to ride again. I can’t go far yet, but I’ll get there :)

  7. Oh my, I need to buy myself a bike! It’s been far too long between bike rides, but this looks awesome, especially with a cute bike like your Electra! I’d love to join your gang!! xx

  8. I don’t actually have a bike at the moment since mine was stolen/lost, but can I still be in your gang? Can I also bring my 90 year old grandma who rides her bike through the snowy and icy Finnish winter?

  9. Would love to join(but alas im in NSW)!  Thank you, you have given me courage to go and get my new bike off lay by, which i was contemplating just cancelling, why would i want to ride a bike, but after your post who wouldn’t! 

  10. As a chick who rides every day, it’s awesome to see you out and about on a bike Natalie. More girls on bikes I say!!

    The only piece of advice I’ll give you is to not over-think it when you’re on the bike. If you learnt to ride as a kid, your body will remember what it needs to do. And always wear your helmet. And make sure your seat is the right height for you, otherwise you’ll end up trashing your knees (like I did). Hhmm… so much for only giving one piece of advice. Heh…

    Ride happy :)

  11. I bought myself a fold up bike – it’s my first bike since I was a kid and I love her. I love that bike riding is becoming popular again, your Dutch is so cool :)

  12. me too i wanna join ur gang…am 25 and started learning my first bike ride now….As a child i had fear and nevr bothered to learn . Now i regret i dint learn when i see all my frns on riding on scooty. So first of all i started to ride a bicycle…its my second day of practise… Ur story is a sense of inspiration to me. If u can ride now….Am sure i will learn pretty soon. wish me luck and any tips too

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